I just realized there’s a fully lore-friendly explanation for the difference in Dunmer voices in Morrowind vs Oblivion and Skyrim. Just goes to show how deep TES lore is…
Banshees are just the best!
My new hobby: Reading all those books I never bothered to read in Elder Scrolls games. Favourites so far: The Real Barenziah and The Poison Song.
“He reached into the west and pulled out a canyon, holding it like a horn. He reached east and ate a handful of nix hounds. Blowing their spirits through the canyon made a terrible wail, not unlike an unsolved woman.”
Okay, no, that’s not how canyon’s work. You can’t just do that.
I am convinced these Lessons are the recorded acid dreams of a fever victim under too many blankets:
“Mine is a dual nature, and protean. I am in fact made of many straight lines, though none last too long. In this way I have learned to ignore all true segments.” -Sermon 20
Finally decided to read the 36 Lessons of Vivec.
Sermon 14 0_o