|—||No Mass Effect player ever (via vellastin)|
The Mako is back in the next Mass Effect. I can taste the crashes already, even though Gamble says “it’s a more agile Mako”
My new hobby: Reading all those books I never bothered to read in Elder Scrolls games. Favourites so far: The Real Barenziah and The Poison Song.
honestly, i dont know why i made this.
i mean i do but
you;re almost thirty
lmao the person who made this comic? stop. stooop. just sh. stop. it’s ok. sh. you don’t have to try so hard. sh.
“He reached into the west and pulled out a canyon, holding it like a horn. He reached east and ate a handful of nix hounds. Blowing their spirits through the canyon made a terrible wail, not unlike an unsolved woman.”
Okay, no, that’s not how canyon’s work. You can’t just do that.
I am convinced these Lessons are the recorded acid dreams of a fever victim under too many blankets:
“Mine is a dual nature, and protean. I am in fact made of many straight lines, though none last too long. In this way I have learned to ignore all true segments.” -Sermon 20
Nothing to do at work, so here I am reading an essay on how saved games are justified in Elder Scrolls lore…
this guy came up to me and asked me what my favorite anime was and i was thinking “SHIT what gave me away” but let’s all be honest here
I’m surprised by the fact that I don’t know the answer… Is there an answer?