Subnivean Days
Everyone has six names.
  1. Your real name:
    James
  2. your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
    Violet Squid
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): 
    Forrest Monserrate
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle): 
    Lomfo
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): 
    Plaid Laptop
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets): 
    Black Serjo

I’m satisfied with this.

nuggetlover604:

i love borderlands

nuggetlover604:

i love borderlands

I just realized there’s a fully lore-friendly explanation for the difference in Dunmer voices in Morrowind vs Oblivion and Skyrim. Just goes to show how deep TES lore is…

Banshees are just the best!
No Mass Effect player ever (via vellastin)
deadliestsobinspace:

The Mako is back in the next Mass Effect. I can taste the crashes already, even though Gamble says “it’s a more agile Mako”

deadliestsobinspace:

The Mako is back in the next Mass Effect. I can taste the crashes already, even though Gamble says “it’s a more agile Mako”

My new hobby: Reading all those books I never bothered to read in Elder Scrolls games. Favourites so far: The Real Barenziah and The Poison Song.

ohofcourse:

scaryjokes:

abbysucks:

honestly, i dont know why i made this. 
i mean i do but

you;re almost thirty

lmao the person who made this comic? stop. stooop. just sh. stop. it’s ok. sh. you don’t have to try so hard. sh.

ohofcourse:

scaryjokes:

abbysucks:

honestly, i dont know why i made this. 

i mean i do but

you;re almost thirty

lmao the person who made this comic? stop. stooop. just sh. stop. it’s ok. sh. you don’t have to try so hard. sh.

He reached into the west and pulled out a canyon, holding it like a horn. He reached east and ate a handful of nix hounds. Blowing their spirits through the canyon made a terrible wail, not unlike an unsolved woman.

Okay, no, that’s not how canyon’s work. You can’t just do that. 

I am convinced these Lessons are the recorded acid dreams of a fever victim under too many blankets:

Mine is a dual nature, and protean. I am in fact made of many straight lines, though none last too long. In this way I have learned to ignore all true segments.” -Sermon 20

Finally decided to read the 36 Lessons of Vivec.

Sermon 14 0_o